congrats on the danish resistance!!
I have worked in bakeries for many years (is that self sabotage or what?) and I can tell you, it aint pretty. All the cakes and bikkies that are commercially prepared, are made with this digusting white beef fat. It comes by the 25kg box, and you dig big scoops into it and put a generous helping into everything. So that's what was in that yummy looking danish. The fruit is generally gelatinous powder you add water to, and leave sitting there for a day or two.
"Sugar is, essentially, a legalized recreational drug that's socially acceptable to consume."