I don't really binge on sweets, but I have an incredible weak spot for certain cheese, especially the stinky blue vein / brie mixed one. I LOVE to eat it on freshly baked turkish bread, just slathered on. Oh dear, my mouth is watering even while I am writing this!
My question is: does anyone know of anything, either something I can make from scratch, or something I can buy, that I can swap this for, that could somehow be similar in texture and flavour, and satisfy that salty craving? Please don't just say "don't think about it... go for a run... chew gum" etc, I truly need a SWAP food here.