shelbel wrote:I miss John too!! YOu have such a great sense of humour, i miss jokes!!
Well we can keep talking to him any way!! Keep the thread alive! LOL
hehe gald ya missed me
and heres a little story..
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating
for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little
thing bothering me . . . it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective
sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was
braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always
got more than a pleasant view of her rear. It had to be deliberate.
She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day 'little' sister
called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was
alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and
desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to
make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her
sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, 'I'm
going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come
up and get me.' I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the
stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them
down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a
beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight
towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing
outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me
and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test . . . we
couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'
And the moral of this story is.... Always keep your condoms in your car!