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Re: Bored, bored, bored, bored, BORED!!!

Postby Tarz » Tue Jul 01, 2008 2:42 pm

Just heard a joke that i thought was funny

Did you hear about the 2 seater plane that crashed into a cemetry in Ireland yesterday
So far they have recovered 100 bodies.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Bored, bored, bored, bored, BORED!!!

Postby Cac33 » Tue Jul 01, 2008 3:24 pm

lol

Surely you've got a better one than that........................
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Re: Bored, bored, bored, bored, BORED!!!

Postby Tarz » Tue Jul 01, 2008 3:48 pm

Okay...how's this

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young MBA fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"

The candidate said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."

The HR Person said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette?"

The Engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow!!! Are you kidding?"

And the HR Person said, "Certainly, ...but you started it."
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Re: Bored, bored, bored, bored, BORED!!!

Postby Cac33 » Tue Jul 01, 2008 3:51 pm

hehe but still think you can do better :lol:
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Re: Bored, bored, bored, bored, BORED!!!

Postby Tarz » Tue Jul 01, 2008 3:54 pm

What about this? Although i don't agree with the #1 excuse.

Sleeping on the job

Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk

15. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

14. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."

13. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"

12. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"

11. "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"

10. "I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance"

9. "Actually I'm doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) I learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.

8. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress."

7. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

6. "The coffee machine is broken...."

5. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."

4. "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"

3. "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!"

2. "I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."

AND THE #1 BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:

"Amen"
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