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Re: You know your over weight when........

Postby divinemissj » Thu Aug 19, 2010 1:19 am

When you get on an airplane and can't do up the seatbelt but pretend you did so that the flight attendant doesn't notice.
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Re: You know your over weight when........

Postby Gordz » Thu Aug 19, 2010 9:18 pm

When you lend your ute to your 5'3 skinny mate and he takes it down the quarter mile 2 whole tenths of a second quicker than you
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Re: You know your over weight when........

Postby Freddy » Sun Aug 22, 2010 6:06 pm

Gordz wrote:When you lend your ute to your 5'3 skinny mate and he takes it down the quarter mile 2 whole tenths of a second quicker than you
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I don't have that issue. I don't have a car either. But none of my mates is as fast on a bike as me 8)

You know you're overweight when the chest band of your brand new HRM is initially too tight for you to use it...
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Re: You know your over weight when........

Postby Gordz » Fri Aug 27, 2010 1:23 am

but you know you're doing well when you buy new shoes tonight and notice when you're bending down to tie them up that your legs are actually straight and those rolls of fat that were so awkward and uncomfortable in previous times are no longer there!
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Current - 141.3kg

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Re: You know your over weight when........

Postby sez_b » Wed Sep 01, 2010 11:24 pm

hahaha i had a few laughs reading these, so true!
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Re: You know your over weight when........

Postby dragonfly » Mon Sep 13, 2010 11:22 am

I hate how people try to avoid saying fat, and just say other dumb things. like at hospital, because of um, yeah, your size, we cant do this or that. I say, yes I fat, I have been fat for years. I know I am fat, I didnt wake up this morning and go OMG I am fat, where did that come from.

I've broken a toilet seat.
I get airplane extensions for the seatbelts.

never split pants b4 tho....
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Re: You know your over weight when........

Postby Dave » Fri Sep 17, 2010 10:15 pm

when you can't tie up your shoes.
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Re: You know your over weight when........

Postby Sanov22 » Mon Sep 20, 2010 7:22 pm

When you only half-dry your hair after you wash it because it hurts your arm to hold the hairdryer up for as long as it would take to do the whole job!
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Re: You know your over weight when........

Postby Micii » Fri Sep 24, 2010 1:02 am

I was making some baby cards for a friend and I had to buy more Scrapbook papers. I was paying for the papers when the sales lady informed me that these papers will keep me busy until the baby arrives, how long did I have.. I nicely informed her that I was not pregnant and the cards were for a friend who was due in November. My friend would have been 6 months at the time!! I knew that I had gained weight but I didnt realise that I had gained enough weight for people to think I was 6 months pregnant!!
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Re: You know your over weight when........

Postby lynseythompson83 » Sat Sep 25, 2010 6:26 pm

Akasha wrote:you flop down on the couch and you hear a massive tearing sound and look down to see your pj pants have split from the front seam to the back seam and have now turned to crotchless pjs :oops:



^^ Yep I hear you. That was me. My beloved polar bear jammies :(
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