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Funny CLEAN yoke !!! (joke)

Postby tinkerbella » Fri Jun 13, 2014 4:43 pm

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,
wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose,
still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure
A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
Nurse,' he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my testicles black?'
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don't know, Sir.
I'm only here to wash your upper body.'
He struggles to ask again,
'Nurse, are my testicles black?'
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles,
she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other,
lifting and moving them around and around gently.
Then, she takes a close look and says, 'No sir, they aren't and I assure you,
there's nothing wrong with them, Sir !!'
The man pulls off his oxygen mask,
smiles at her and says very slowly,
'Thank you very much.
That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely.....
' A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ? :D
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Re: Funny CLEAN yoke !!! (joke)

Postby Blitz » Fri Jun 13, 2014 8:17 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Funny CLEAN yoke !!! (joke)

Postby JP1 » Fri Jun 13, 2014 11:41 pm

Blitz wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Funny CLEAN yoke !!! (joke)

Postby tinkerbella » Sat Jun 14, 2014 1:28 pm

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Re: Funny CLEAN yoke !!! (joke)

Postby Blitz » Sat Jun 14, 2014 8:25 pm

I think that you are developing an obsession here! :lol:
Really really funny! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thanks for the belly laugh.
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Re: Funny CLEAN yoke !!! (joke)

Postby tinkerbella » Sat Jun 14, 2014 10:00 pm

why do people love fart jokes?? :oops:
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Re: Funny CLEAN yoke !!! (joke)

Postby Blitz » Sun Jun 15, 2014 12:45 am

There is just something about the basics. I've been using a rubber chicken in my kids show for years. Can't see why they should be so funny...yet every time I bring it out...laughs - and not just from the kids either!

You can never go wrong with a good rubber chook joke, a good snot joke, a good banana joke or a good fart joke.
All of them (low) comedy gold! :shock: :lol:

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Re: Funny CLEAN yoke !!! (joke)

Postby DD Diva » Sun Jun 15, 2014 8:46 am

This is my favourite fart funny!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epjrWjo9ZMY
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Re: Funny CLEAN yoke !!! (joke)

Postby DD Diva » Sun Jun 15, 2014 8:49 am

Actually that clip goes on a bit more (it's actually a commercial) sorry, I posted the clip which cuts the ad part out.
By the way, I think the guy's face in the back seat is almost funnier than the girl farting!!! :lol:
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Re: Funny CLEAN yoke !!! (joke)

Postby Blitz » Mon Jun 16, 2014 4:06 am

It's one of those clips that gets funnier the more you watch it. :lol:

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