well sometimes it's not just kids....
I was doing my shopping and the bloke was with me. I'm a cheapskate and it was in a pinch so I got homebrand pads also labeled as "sanitary napkins". We got to the counter, after the bloke having looked puzled for most of the shop, and having placed the offending item on the counter he said
"Why do we need napkins??"
the check out chick and I passed knowing and highly amused glances as I told him "I'll tell you later". Once in the car I couldn't stop laughing.
Also, same store, different check out chick, the bloke noticied "bikini" written on her hand. He said
"Are you going swimming this weekend then?"
She looked puzzled and said "no, why". he pointed it out and she went red and said "ah, no, that's a reminder for...ah...something..." I explained to him later that he had probably just asked her about her impending bikini wax appointment and HE couldn't stop laughing.
35kg lost. (November 2005 - October 2006)
15kg gained again (as at October 2010).
Back to the drawing board - Let's do this thing!
"You can't change the winds, but you can change the sails"
"Reach out and take control of what lands in your lap"