No need to apologise mate.....
click on anyone's ticker and it will take you to the site then click on the "create your own ticker" button and it will take you through the steps...once you have created your own then go down to the BB code box and copy all that box....next come back to the forum and click on your profile at the top of the page and paste it into the "your signature" section of your profile and click update and it will appear!!
hope I have explained it right, give a yell if it doesn't work!!