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Postby Butterfly_Dawn » Wed Oct 31, 2007 2:46 pm

THE FINAL WORD ON NUTRITION

After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word on nutrition and health.:
1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
6. The French eat fois-gras, full fat cheese and drink red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
35kg lost. (November 2005 - October 2006)
15kg gained again (as at October 2010).
Back to the drawing board - Let's do this thing!

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"Reach out and take control of what lands in your lap"

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Postby Playboy_bunny » Wed Oct 31, 2007 4:13 pm

hahahahaha :lol: very funny :D
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Postby Playboy_bunny » Wed Oct 31, 2007 4:13 pm

come to think of it that sucks! hahahaha :lol: :shock:
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Postby Mandie » Wed Oct 31, 2007 4:17 pm

Bonjour.

J'mappelle Mandie.

Croissant chocolat, silvous plait?

Merci beaucoup!

...

If I ask for a chocolate croissant in French, is it less calories? :)
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Postby matchbox » Wed Oct 31, 2007 4:22 pm

LOL thats funny :lol:

LOL mandie, i wish!! haha that'd be awesome... *daydreaming* :P
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Postby Chelle » Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:18 pm

Thank's funny!!
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