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Postby JP1 » Tue Nov 06, 2007 10:32 pm

Exit NOW if easily offended :wink:

Calorie counting - How many calories burned during intercourse!

It has been known for many years that censored was good exercise, but until now nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric content of different sexual activities.

Now after "original and proprietary" research we are proud to present the results.

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent....................... 12 Calories
With a little playful resistance...187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands........................ 8 Calories
With one hand.......................... 12 Calories
With your teeth........................ 85 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection....................... 6 Calories
Without an erection.................... 315 Calories

PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris............ 8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot.............. 92 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary............................. 12 Calories
69 lying down.......................... 78 Calories
69 standing up......................... 112 Calories
Wheelbarrow............................ 216 Calories
Doggy Style............................ 326 Calories
Italian chandelier..................... 912 Calories

ORGASMING:
Real................................... 112 Calories
False.................................. 315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging................... 18 Calories
Getting up immediately................. 36 Calories explaining why you got out of bed
Immediately................ 816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are: 20-29 years old..........36 Calories
30-39 years............................ 80 Calories
40-49 years............................ 124 Calories
50-59 years............................ 972 Calories
60-69 years............................ 2916 Calories
70 and over............................ Results are still pending

DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
Calmly................................. 32 Calories
In a hurry............................. 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door.... 3521 Calories
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Postby Playboy_bunny » Tue Nov 06, 2007 11:33 pm

LOL what the heck is the italian chandeleir?? :shock:
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Postby kate_turner2000 » Wed Nov 07, 2007 8:31 am

LOL NO WONDER IM PUTTIN ON WEIGHT! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby tanya » Wed Nov 07, 2007 8:42 am

Lmao. i want to know what the Italian chandelier was as well.
know what you mean there to Kate lol :lol:
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Postby kate_turner2000 » Wed Nov 07, 2007 8:49 am

It's a sexual position. The woman pushes her back and butt completly off the ground using her arm and legs, kind of like crab-walking or like when you do the bridge in gymnastics. The guy does the same thing, but facing down when they make love.

I heard the Italians love it because it burns a lot of calories.
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Postby tanya » Wed Nov 07, 2007 9:04 am

:shock: Sounds quite hard lol
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Postby Mandie » Wed Nov 07, 2007 10:48 am

lol! i think to lose more calories i need to be more adventurous lol
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Postby oostevens » Wed Nov 07, 2007 11:03 am

HA HA HA THATS GREAT!
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YOU CAN DOOO IT!!!!!

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Postby JP1 » Wed Nov 07, 2007 11:18 am

Playboy_bunny wrote:LOL what the heck is the italian chandeleir?? :shock:

not as popular in Australia as being tied to the bedroom ceiling fan - so I am told :wink:
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Postby Chelle » Wed Nov 07, 2007 12:43 pm

That's would put got me in trouble :lol:

Wouldn't being tied to the ceiling fan, rip from the ceiling & make a big hole :?
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Postby kate_turner2000 » Wed Nov 07, 2007 12:46 pm

Chelle wrote:That's would put got me in trouble :lol:

Wouldn't being tied to the ceiling fan, rip from the ceiling & make a big hole :?


LOL it would with my weight! i think it would me a bigger hole in the floor though haha
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Postby Chelle » Wed Nov 07, 2007 1:11 pm

LMAO same here
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Postby Ally » Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:00 am

ROFLMAO!!! Gosh I have missed so much in my absence!!
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