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The 2 Cow Theory

Postby Fireball » Thu Jan 31, 2008 4:44 am

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk
of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an
ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images called
Cowkimon and market them World-Wide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once
a month, and milk themselves.

A BRITISH CORPORATION: You have two cows. They are mad. They die. Pass the shepherd's pie, please.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count
them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop
counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for
storing them.

A BRAZILIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You enter into a partnership with an American
corporation. Soon you have 1000 cows and the American corporation declares bankruptcy.

A GREEK CORPORATION: You have two cows, but declare only one. The European Union subsidises you
to buy another cow, then pays you cull your cows because there is an oversupply of milk. You
pocket the money, sell the cows and get subsidised by the EU to buy them back because there is a
milk shortage.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You worship both of them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full
employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported on them.

A NEW ECONOMY COMPANY: You have no cows, but you have a fantastic business plan.

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