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How Will You Die?

Postby Tarz » Tue Jul 15, 2008 10:31 am

Finaly a death predictor i am happy with :mrgreen:

Tara: At age 65 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)

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Re: How Will You Die?

Postby Cac33 » Tue Jul 15, 2008 10:35 am

haha that's soooooo funny!!

I got at age 60 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies.

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Re: How Will You Die?

Postby SarahC » Tue Jul 15, 2008 10:49 am

Sarah: At age 62 a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.

:shock: :shock: :shock: :lol:
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Re: How Will You Die?

Postby shelbel » Tue Jul 15, 2008 11:35 am

I got the blender one too, but at 81! :D
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Re: How Will You Die?

Postby candycane » Tue Jul 15, 2008 2:32 pm

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At age 75 you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya.


Omg, thats horrible!! has anyone else seen wrong turn??? its like a massive fear of mine on road trips hahahaha
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Re: How Will You Die?

Postby meegs » Tue Jul 15, 2008 3:13 pm

Meegan: At age 49 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Canada.

I've only got 16 years left, but I least I go for a noble cause - in Canada (On hols maybe!!!!) :lol: :lol:
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Re: How Will You Die?

Postby EvilWombatQueen » Tue Jul 15, 2008 4:11 pm

Alison: At age 57 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.


Aside from the homeless shelter it all sounds good to me! :lol:
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Re: How Will You Die?

Postby electrongirl » Tue Jul 15, 2008 7:21 pm

At age 54 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose.

censored I've only got 22 years left!!
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Re: How Will You Die?

Postby ali76 » Tue Jul 15, 2008 9:00 pm

Alison: At age 46 a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.

The first time I read this I thought it said I would be in a Burmese Jail....?!?! :shock:

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Re: How Will You Die?

Postby Strawberry » Thu Aug 21, 2008 3:12 pm

"At age 46 you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks."
lol
What the! i don't even catch public transport nor live close to a train station. this gives me 20 yrs to live :shock:
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Re: How Will You Die?

Postby Tarz » Thu Aug 21, 2008 10:27 pm

Strawberry wrote:"At age 46 you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks."
lol
What the! i don't even catch public transport nor live close to a train station. this gives me 20 yrs to live


It didn't say anything about you catching public transport, just getting hit by it. :lol:
Stay away from train tracks when you go out drinking!
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Re: How Will You Die?

Postby carinna » Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:48 am

This is fun! :lol:

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Re: How Will You Die?

Postby whit3tig3y » Thu Aug 28, 2008 4:26 pm

Amy: At age 39 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever.

Just what I always wanted.. to die on tv :lol:
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Re: How Will You Die?

Postby Cac33 » Thu Aug 28, 2008 4:30 pm

whit3tig3y wrote:Amy: At age 39 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever.

Just what I always wanted.. to die on tv :lol:


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Re: How Will You Die?

Postby electrongirl » Thu Aug 28, 2008 5:18 pm

carinna wrote:This is fun! :lol:

At age 55 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.


man thats a normal Saturday night for me....

um I mean... :oops:
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