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Re: How Will You Die?

Postby teddybear17 » Thu Aug 28, 2008 6:20 pm

The only trouble is I don't get to see 100. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Merrilyn: At age 99 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.
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This is my first major goal.
Next one is to get under 80kgs.
Finally, somewhere around 60kgs.
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Re: How Will You Die?

Postby Addy112 » Tue Sep 23, 2008 2:39 am

I dont know how will anyone die. But I actually wanna die having really good peace at heart. No one should be my foe and I must have enjoyed every bit of life and only then I will die.
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Re: How Will You Die?

Postby Freddy » Sun Oct 05, 2008 5:50 pm

At age 77 I will die fighting the interplanetary war on terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.

Sounds good.
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Re: How Will You Die?

Postby Shalimar » Sun Oct 05, 2008 8:36 pm

Susan: At age 65 you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish.

'Tis cool I like my fishies :lol: .
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CW: 62 kgs-Hit goal 12 September 2009.
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Re: How Will You Die?

Postby mum2james » Fri Oct 10, 2008 4:07 pm

At age 49 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

What a way to die! :lol:
Stacey - 25 and mum to a beautiful 5 year old boy. :-)

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Goal Weight: 70kg
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Re: How Will You Die?

Postby HealthyLiving8 » Sat Oct 11, 2008 7:07 pm

die with post its :mrgreen:
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Re: How Will You Die?

Postby Fireball » Tue Oct 14, 2008 7:19 pm

These are so funny. Mine is : At age 96 a group of friends will urge you to test the "Don't Wizz on the Electric Fence" myth, and you discover that it can kill.
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"Unknowingly, we plow the dust of the stars, blown about us by the wind, and drink the universe in a glass of rain."
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Re: How Will You Die?

Postby miranda*jane » Thu Oct 16, 2008 10:17 am

Miranda: At age 63 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra.

Know what's scary? I did this a few years ago and got the same one... :( I'm not walking to ANY gas stations when Im 63
. . . when the rich wage war . . . it's the poor who die . . .
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Re: How Will You Die?

Postby Fireball » Sun Oct 19, 2008 1:32 am

and dont move to Alice Springs, it sounds like there was a meteorite strike near there today. Trouble is they're so damn tricky to predict. lol
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Re: How Will You Die?

Postby Amazon Princess » Fri Nov 07, 2008 11:38 pm

Deb: At age 77 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist.
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Re: How Will You Die?

Postby Peaches » Sat Nov 08, 2008 4:19 pm

i didnt like mine


At age 43 you will die lonely and alone.

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Re: How Will You Die?

Postby Gordz » Fri Dec 05, 2008 1:53 pm

Gordz: At age 54 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.

WOO HOO! I love dogs!
Aussie Male, 26, 194cm.

Start date: 12/8/2013
Highest - 144.8kg

Current - 141.3kg

Goal - 110kg

3.5kg lost

31.3kg to go
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Re: How Will You Die?

Postby liz1984 » Thu Jan 01, 2009 7:14 pm

lol im going to choke on a piece of steak at 68
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Re: How Will You Die?

Postby JP1 » Sat Jan 24, 2009 1:33 pm

JP: At age 84 you will die asleep in bed with a smile etched on your face, a beautiful woman each side of you having watching Arsenal win the Champions League the night before.. WTG 8)
Highs : 107 Kg (24 Sept 2007) : 113.5 Kg (12 Jan 2014) : 112.5 Kg (26 Jan 2016)
Current :99.2 Kg (31 May 2016)
Lows : 78.4 Kg (20 May 2008) : 87.4 Kg (on 16 Dec in both 2009 & 2010) : 82.9 Kg (14 Apr 2011) : 87.1 Kg (4 Jul 2011) : 90.5 Kg (14 Jul 2014)
Target : 94 Kgs by 15th Jul
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Re: How Will You Die?

Postby warriorsgirl » Tue Feb 03, 2009 12:59 pm

This sounds great...
At age 61 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.
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