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ATTENTION ALL DOGS!!!
THE FOLLOWING ARE IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS FOR EVERY DOG TO KNOW
Instructions for properly hugging a baby.
1. First, spy yourself a baby.
2. be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by employing
classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder and the
wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is indeed a baby. ?
3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning
the hugging process. **Note: The added slobber should help in
future steps by making the "paw slide" easier.
4. The "paw slide" - Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for
possible close-up. ?
5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult
and patented "hug, smile, and lean" so as to achieve the best photo quality. ?
Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm,
dry, climate-controlled environment for the rest of your life.
Good luck to all of you!
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