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THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Postby kate_turner2000 » Thu Sep 07, 2006 11:15 am

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds"

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
"How long will this take?" I asked.They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.
I stopped. " Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
again. Stupid, stupid man.
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Postby KimE » Thu Sep 07, 2006 11:48 am

:lol: Very good.
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Postby slimmindown » Thu Sep 07, 2006 12:01 pm

That is very funny, cruel but funny :lol:
[no excuses, I can do it!
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Postby Ally » Thu Sep 07, 2006 1:33 pm

I am surprised he is still alive......LOL
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