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Gonna Be A Bear

Postby SarahC » Tue Oct 31, 2006 9:37 am

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Postby Ally » Tue Oct 31, 2006 10:58 am

Oh yeah me too!!!
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Postby hushpuppy » Tue Oct 31, 2006 11:32 am

LMAO i love that one . Thats printed out and on my board for the males of the house to see \
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Re: Gonna Be A Bear

Postby SarahC » Thu Jul 10, 2008 4:59 pm

Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table, and he looks into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?" he squeaks.

Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?!?" he roars.

Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, "For God's sake, how many times do we have to go through this with you idiots?

It was Mummy Bear who got up first.

It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house.

It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee.

It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything away.
It was Mummy Bear who already hung out two loads of washing and made your school and work lunches.

It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper and croissants.

It was Mummy Bear who set the damn table.

It was Mummy Bear who put the bloody cats out, cleaned the litter boxes, gave the cats their food, and refilled their water. And now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-asses downstairs and grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence, listen carefully, because I'm only going to say this once...

I HAVEN'T MADE THE PORRIDGE YET!!!"
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Re: Gonna Be A Bear

Postby electrongirl » Thu Jul 10, 2008 5:38 pm

I always knew bears had it made!!
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Re: Gonna Be A Bear

Postby EvilWombatQueen » Tue Jul 15, 2008 4:14 pm

I love both of those jokes!

I want to be a bear provided I don't have to make porridge for every other damn bear in the house.
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Re: Gonna Be A Bear

Postby jessy27 » Sun Jul 22, 2012 6:31 am

I can think of worse thing to be, but it wouldn't work I suck at making porridge. :)
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