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Postby Hayley » Mon Nov 06, 2006 11:31 am

The Hormone Hostage

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a
man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands!
This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in
the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!


1)What's for dinner?
2)Can I help you with dinner?
3)Where would you like to go for dinner?
4)Here, have some wine.

1)Are you wearing that?
2)Wow, you sure look good in brown!
3)WOW! Look at you!
4)Here, have some wine

1)What are you so worked up about?
2)Could we be overreacting?
3)Here's my paycheck.
4)Here, have some wine.

1)Should you be eating that?
2)You know, there are a lot of apples left.
3)Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
4)Here, have some wine.

1)What did you DO all day?
2)I hope you didn't over-do it today.
3)I've always loved you in that robe!
4)Here, have some more wine.

13 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun;
2. Psychotic Mood Shift;
3. Perpetual Munching Spree;
4. Puffy Mid-Section;
5. People Make me Sick;
6. Provide Me with Sweets;
7. Pardon My Sobbing;
8. Pimples May Surface;
9. Pass My Sweatpants;
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome;
11. Plainly, Men Suck;
12. Pack My Stuff; and my favorite one
13. Potential Murder Suspect.
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Postby kate_turner2000 » Mon Nov 06, 2006 11:40 am

true its all true!!!
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Postby Hayley » Mon Nov 06, 2006 11:44 am

hee hee - made me laugh!
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Postby Ally » Mon Nov 06, 2006 1:56 pm

Oh yeah.....Scott knows when to keep quite..although lately he has been deliberately annoying me....mmmmm no 13 may just come true!!!! LOL :P
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