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Postby Fairie » Tue Nov 07, 2006 10:04 am

This was originally shown on BBC TV, back in the seventies.

Ronnie Barker could say all this without a snigger

The irony is that the BBC received not one complaint.

Must have been the speed of delivery was too much for the whining herds.

Try getting through it without converting the spoonerisms as you read.......



This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters.

Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion.

Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and
shivelling shot.

At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered.

The sugly isters were right bugly astards.

One was called Mary Hinge, and the other was called Betty Swallocks;
they were really forrible huckers; they had fetty sweet and fetty
swannies.

The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball, but the cotton runts
would not let Rindercella go.

Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared.

Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian.

She turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with
six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks.

The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight otherwise,
there would be a cucking falamity.

At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when
suddenly the clock struck twelve.

Mist all chucking frighty!!!" said Rindercella, and she ran out tripping
barse over ollocks, so dropping her slass glipper.

The very next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and
the sugly isters let him in.

Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let off a fig bart.

"Who's fust jarted??" asked the prandsome hince.

"Blame that fugly ucker over there!!" said Mary Hinge.

When the stinking brown cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on
both the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk.
Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a
knack in the kickers

This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a hig bard on.
He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking
ferfectly.

Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. The pransome hince
lived his life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a
follen swanny.
-Fay-

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Postby Hayley » Tue Nov 07, 2006 12:20 pm

Ha ha ha - made me laugh. I tried but couldn't read it without making the obvious mistakes.

Good one!
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Postby Ally » Tue Nov 07, 2006 4:00 pm

I love that one Fay...it just makes me grin so much it hurts!!! LOL
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