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Postby kate_turner2000 » Tue Nov 07, 2006 5:11 pm

WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12

A man walks into a chemist with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe censored."

"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"

The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."

"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"

"Thse are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.

With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....."
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Postby Hayley » Tue Nov 07, 2006 5:28 pm

ha ha ha :lol: :lol: :lol: ha ha ha

That one is fantastic, love it - thanks Kate!
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Postby Ally » Tue Nov 07, 2006 5:56 pm

hehehehehehehe :lol:
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Postby slimmindown » Tue Nov 07, 2006 6:09 pm

:lol: :lol:
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Postby ossabelli » Tue Nov 21, 2006 12:48 pm

hah. I love it!
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Postby ~Ash~ » Wed Nov 22, 2006 9:58 am

lol!
Go team MAGENTA!!!!
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