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Postby kate_turner2000 » Fri Nov 24, 2006 12:40 pm

A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.

Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window
of the biggest house adjacent to the course.

The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up
there, find the owner, apologize, and see how much your lousy drive is
to cost us."

So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice
said, "Come on in."

When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all
over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the
broken window.

A large black man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that
broke my window?"

"Uh..yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.

"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a
genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that
you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each
one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."

"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted
I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."

"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And
I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life! And now you, young lady, what do
you want?" the genie asked.

"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in
the world," she said.

"Consider it done, "the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe
fire, burglary and natural disasters!"

"And now," the couple asked in unison, "What's your wish, genie?"

"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman
in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have censored with your wife!"

The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now
have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"

She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right.
Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you,

"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. "I'd do the same for

So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the
afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable. After about three
hours of non-stop censored, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her
eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?"

"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.

"No Kidding." he said, "Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe
in genies?"
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Postby Ally » Sat Nov 25, 2006 7:43 am

hehehehehehehehehehehehe :lol: :lol: :lol:
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