I am passing this along to all of you as I consider you all valued friends...This worked for me and I think it may work for you.
I have found Inner Peace. Recently I found an article that stated the best way to achieve Inner Peace is to finish what we started.
So today I finished two large bags of potato chips, the last half of a lemon meringue pie, a nearly full bottle of Vodka, a small box of Belgium Chocolates and I slapped the living crap out of someone I have never liked. I feel better than I have felt for a long time.
Please pass this along to your friends who are in need of Inner Peace!!! :P