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2006 Version of 'I will survive" (rude)

Postby kate_turner2000 » Thu Dec 14, 2006 6:02 am

The 2006 version of I WILL SURVIVE



At first I was afraid, I was petrified.

When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!

But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,

That I grew strong,

And I knew that I could take you on...

But there you are, another lie,

I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry!

I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream,

Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans!

Go on now - go, walk out the door,

Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!

Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?

Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!




[Chorus]

I will survive! I will survive!

Cuz as long as I have batteries,

My censored life's gonna thrive!

I will always have good censored,

with a handful of latex!

I will survive! I will survive! .Hey! Hey!





It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,

When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!

But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,

Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!





[Chorus]

I will survive! I will survive!

Cuz as long as I have batteries,

My censored life's gonna thrive!

I will always have good censored,

With a handful of latex!

I will survive! I will survive! .Hey! Hey!
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Postby Ally » Thu Dec 14, 2006 6:23 am

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Postby hushpuppy » Thu Dec 14, 2006 12:18 pm

LOL good one kate
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Postby Dozzy » Thu Dec 21, 2006 10:38 pm

HA HA HA HA HA HA
one day at a time..

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