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T'was the diet after Christmas

Postby Justjudy » Wed Feb 07, 2007 6:36 pm

[center]T'was the day after Christmas, and all through the house
Not a damn thing would fit me, not even a blouse.
The cookies I'd nibbled, the cocktails I'd taste
at the holiday parties had gone to my waist.
The wine and the rum-balls, the bread and the cheese,
And the way that I'd never said, "No thank you, please"
As I dressed myself up, in my largest old shirt,
and prepared once again to do battle with girth.
I said to myself, (as only I can),
"You can't spend the winter disguised as a man!"
So, away with the last of the sour cream dip,
Get rid of the peanuts, each cracker, and chip,
Every last bit of food that I like, must be banished
'till all the unwanted ounces have vanished!
And I won't have a cookie, not even a lick
I'll just have to chew on a celery stick
I won't have hot biscuits, or cornbread or pie;
I'll munch on a carrot, and quietly cry.
I'm hungry, I'm lonesome, and life is a bore -
But isn't that what January is for?
Unable to giggle, no longer a riot
Happy New Year to all, and to all a good diet! :lol: [/center]
Reach for the moon, at least you'll land among the stars.

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Postby kate_turner2000 » Wed Feb 07, 2007 6:47 pm

wow sounds just like my christmases!
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Postby Justjudy » Wed Feb 07, 2007 6:49 pm

Mine too! when I found it in the paper today I knew it would give someone else a smile :) It gave me a bit of a lift.
Reach for the moon, at least you'll land among the stars.

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Postby slimmindown » Wed Feb 07, 2007 7:16 pm

it certainly is very true, a good read :lol:
[no excuses, I can do it!
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Postby SarahC » Thu Feb 08, 2007 6:51 am

Hahaha I think everyone feels that way after Christmas! :lol:
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Postby Simmy » Thu Feb 08, 2007 8:00 pm

Haha thanks for sharing. I can definately relate to it.
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