A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day.
So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She
carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Takes
out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of
the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.
The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing
their nude bodies to approaching drivers. Not
surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It
wasn't very long before a police car arrives.
The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches her yelling, "What is going on
"My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.
"Well, what the heck are these obscene cardboard pictures
doing here by the road?!" asks the Officer.
"Oh, those are my flashers!" she replied.
2008 - my year to be great!!