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Postby lollilova » Sat Feb 17, 2007 9:34 am

A bear, a lion and a chicken meet.

Bear says: "if I roar in the forest, the entire forest is shivering with fear."

Lion says: "if I roar in the jungle, the entire jungle is afraid of me."

Chicken says: "big deal I only have to cough and the entire planet sh*ts itself."

Its certainly is a different world these days.

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Situational Awareness
Scenario


You are driving in a car at a constant speed.

On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine
travelling at the same speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.
Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.
Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also travelling at the same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?






Answer:







Get off the children's "Merry-Go-Round", you're drunk.


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ARL stands for Australian Rugby League and AFL stands for Australian
Football League

Does the following apply to the

ARL OR AFL?

This is good!!!!

36 have been accused of spousal abuse

7 have been arrested for fraud

19 have been accused of writing bad checks

117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

3 have done time for assault

71, repeat, 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

8 have been arrested for shoplifting

21 currently are defendants in lawsuits, and

84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Can you guess which organization this is?

Give up yet? . . . Scroll down,







Neither, it's the 535 members of the AUSTRALIAN PARLIAMENT IN CANBERRA

The same group of Idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.
Bianca x


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Postby kate_turner2000 » Sat Feb 17, 2007 10:11 am

nice lolli :P
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