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The Importance of Walking

Postby Ally » Wed Feb 21, 2007 12:29 pm

Importance of Walking

I LIKE THIS ONE ESPECIALLY THE FIRST SENTENCE

-----Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.


My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the heck she is.


The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.


I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.


I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.


I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.


I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.


The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.


If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
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Postby kate_turner2000 » Wed Feb 21, 2007 12:48 pm

LOL its true its all true!
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Postby Dee » Wed Feb 21, 2007 7:16 pm

LOL
Ally, you CRACK ME UP!!
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