Guts or Balls???

[Ally]

Guts or Balls...
> There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts
> or
> balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to
> keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:
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> GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by
> your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still
> cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
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> BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
> perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the
> butt
> and having the balls to say: "You're next."
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> I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically
> speaking,
> there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in
> death.