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Postby lollilova » Wed Feb 21, 2007 3:08 pm

Sick Leave!

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down from the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing ? I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."

I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss said to her, " And where do you think you're going?

(You're gonna love this..... )

She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!! "
Bianca x

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Postby kate_turner2000 » Wed Feb 21, 2007 3:16 pm

PMSL love it!
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Postby Sassygirl » Wed Feb 21, 2007 3:20 pm

hehehehehehehehe - where would we be without Blondes!
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Postby Justjudy » Wed Feb 21, 2007 7:57 pm

That worries me a bit, I'm blonde! or so the kids keep telling me!
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