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Postby yummymummy » Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:18 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the father.

He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favour of it. The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.

But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch.
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.

The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%.

The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.

The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain.

She and her husband were ecstatic.

When they got home, the mailman was lying dead on their porch.

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Postby kate_turner2000 » Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:22 pm

haha i didnt get it at first (im blonde) but what a hoot!!
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Postby Sassygirl » Thu Feb 22, 2007 3:19 pm

hehehehehe :lol: :lol: :lol:
2008 - my year to be great!!

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Postby lollilova » Sat Feb 24, 2007 11:59 am

Lmao!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Bianca x

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Postby Chelle » Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:30 am

good one lol
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Postby Fairie » Tue Feb 27, 2007 9:27 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby Jisgone » Tue Feb 27, 2007 9:30 am

haha loved this one, i told it to a friend and even he thought it was hillarious :P
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