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Postby kate_turner2000 » Fri Mar 09, 2007 7:39 am

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large
metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow
your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room
you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!"

The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife"

The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your
wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came
out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go
home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,
to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots
were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging
on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened
slowly and there stood the woman, She wiped the sweat from her brow.
"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death
with the chair."

MORAL: Women are evil. Don't mess with them.
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Postby Simmy » Sat Mar 10, 2007 5:01 pm

Lol, wasn't at all sure where that joke was going - but I did have a good laugh! :)
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Postby Justjudy » Sat Mar 10, 2007 5:27 pm

What is wrong with those people - she followed their instructions to the letter :shock: LOL :lol: :lol: :lol:

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