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Postby kate_turner2000 » Fri Mar 09, 2007 11:39 am

Three old ladies named Gertrude, Maude and Tilly were sitting on a park
>bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approached from across
>the park.
>The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and
>opened his trench coat.

Gertrude immediately had a stroke.
Then Maude also had a stroke.
But Tilly, being older and more feeble, couldn't reach that far.
Bless her heart.
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Postby SarahC » Fri Mar 09, 2007 11:47 am

Hahahaha... I just sent that to one of my friends to add to his "repertoire" of rude jokes :lol: :lol:
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Postby yummymummy » Fri Mar 09, 2007 12:29 pm

I like that one!!

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Postby grugwashere » Fri Mar 09, 2007 12:51 pm

oh god... it wasnt until it said she couldnt reach that far that i realised it was meant to be they had actually had a stroke as in the medical term.. HAHA i must be horribly dirty minded.
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