Three old ladies named Gertrude, Maude and Tilly were sitting on a park
>bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approached from across
>The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and
>opened his trench coat.
Gertrude immediately had a stroke.
Then Maude also had a stroke.
But Tilly, being older and more feeble, couldn't reach that far.
Bless her heart.