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Postby Sassygirl » Fri Mar 09, 2007 3:40 pm

A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know
> what?" says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we started
> swearing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
>
> "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to swear first, then
> you swear after me, OK?". "OK" the 4 year old agrees with
> enthusiasm.
>
> The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants
> for breakfast.
>
> "Oh [email protected] ,mum, I guess I'll have some Coco Pops"
>
> WHACK!! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor,
> gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out.
>
> She looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do
> YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
>
> "I don't know," he blubbers, "but it won't be F%$@!#G Coco Pops."
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Postby kate_turner2000 » Fri Mar 09, 2007 4:30 pm

haha

i remember having the swearing conversation when i was little too but i was too scared to swear in front of my mum and i still am!
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Postby Sassygirl » Fri Mar 09, 2007 4:51 pm

I never swore in front of my parents - my father would have booted me from here to kingdom come.

I only ever swore at my mum when I was about 16 and as soon as I said it - I knew that it was wrong to do it!!
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Postby Justjudy » Fri Mar 09, 2007 10:27 pm

Hehehehe. Sounds like something that my kids would do (little angels) :lol:

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Postby Ally » Sat Mar 10, 2007 9:38 am

PMSL!!! :P
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Postby SarahC » Sat Mar 10, 2007 10:06 am

I used to get my mouth washed out with soap! Bad memories of a bar of soap being shoved into my mouth :shock: :(
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