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Postby Sassygirl » Fri Mar 16, 2007 6:12 pm

A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a blonde in economy
class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down.

The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket.
She then tells the blonde passenger that she paid for Economy
and that she will have to go and sit in the back.

The blonde replies, 'I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to
Melbourne and I'm staying right here!'

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot
and co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First
Class that belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat.

The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that
because she only paid for Economy she is only entitled to an
Economy place and she will have to leave and return to her original
seat.

The blonde replies, Im blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to
Melbourne and I'm staying right here!'

Exasperated the co-pilot tells the pilot that it was no use
and that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman that won't listen to reason.

The pilot says, 'You say she's blonde?'
'I'll handle this, I'm married to a blonde, and I speak blonde!'

He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says,
"Oh I'm sorry - I had no idea," gets up and moves back to her seat in the economy section.

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him
what he said to make her move without any fuss. The pilot replied,
"I told her First Class isn't going to Melbourne."
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Postby kate_turner2000 » Fri Mar 16, 2007 6:16 pm

LOL reminds me of that fugly flight attendant that got it on with ralph haha
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Postby Sassygirl » Fri Mar 16, 2007 10:26 pm

I know what you mean - ain't nothing special about her ....
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Postby Green_Butterfly » Mon Mar 19, 2007 9:06 pm

no she was nothing special at all. i read in the paper on saturday i think that she has admitted she was a prositute in a 'high class' brothel. classy lady...
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Postby kate_turner2000 » Tue Mar 20, 2007 7:17 am

yeah true! she was asked and she denied it but now theres proof of it. in two brothels one in sydney and one in petersham.
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