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Postby aramat1980 » Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:13 pm

This was sent to me by a female friend. Thought you might like it :)




>>> > Mammograms
>>> > Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there is no need
>>> > to worry. By taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the
>>> > exam and doing the following exercises, you will be totally prepared
>>> > for the test and best of all, you can do these simple exercises
>> right
>>> > in and around your home.
>>> >
>>> > EXERCISE ONE:
>>> >
>>> > Open your refrigerator door and insert one breast in door. Shut the
>>> > door as hard as possible and lean on the door for good measure.
>>> >
>>> > Hold that position for five seconds. Repeat again in case the first
>>> > time wasn't effective enough.
>>> >
>>> > EXERCISE TWO:
>>> >
>>> > Visit your garage at 3AM when the temperature of the cement floor is
>>> > just perfect. Take off all your clothes and lie comfortably on the
>>> > floor with one breast wedged under the rear tire of the car. Ask a
>>> > friend to slowly back the car up until your breast is sufficiently
>>> > flattened and chilled. Turn over and repeat with the other breast.
>>> >
>>> > EXERCISE THREE:
>>> >
>>> > Freeze two metal bookends overnight. Strip to the waist. Invite a
>>> > stranger into the room. Press the bookends against one of your
>>> > breasts.
>>> >
>>> > Smash the bookends together as hard as you can. Set up an
>> appointment
>>> > with the stranger to meet next year and do it again.
>>> >
>>> > YOU ARE TOTALLY PREPARED!
>>> >
>>> > AND, just a thought for all the women out there........
>>> >
>>> > MENtal illness, MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown,
>>> > MENopause............
>>> >
>>> > Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men?.........And
>>> >
>>> > When we have real trouble it's HISterectomy!!!!
>>> >
>>> > Send this to all women to have a laugh AND, don't forget to have a
>>> > mammogram!!!!!!
>>> >
>>> > A Friend Is Like A Good Bra...
>>> > Hard to Find
>>> > Supportive
>>> > Comfortable
>>> > Always Lifts You Up
>>> > Never Lets You Down or Leaves You Hanging
>>> > And Is Always Close To Your Heart!!!
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Postby kate_turner2000 » Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:14 pm

oh my god i was howling with laughter after reading this!
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Postby aramat1980 » Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:19 pm

Glad you like it! :P
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Postby Donk » Tue Mar 20, 2007 7:17 pm

:?


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Postby grugwashere » Tue Mar 20, 2007 7:54 pm

LOL @ Donk
SW:91kg
CW:75kg
GW: Somwhere in the 60's for now

Next mini goal:73kg
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Postby Mandie » Tue Mar 20, 2007 7:57 pm

lol!

oh god. glad i dont have to get one for ooh.. about 27 years before i turn 50! woohoo! :P
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Postby Chelle » Wed Mar 21, 2007 12:41 am

LOL
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