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Postby aramat1980 » Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:07 am

A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a
>> masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the
>> stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the

>> bullets in because it was too risky to operate.
>> She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son.
>> All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room
in
>> tears.
>> "What's wrong?" asked the mother.
>> "I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out,"
>> replied the daughter.
>> The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years
ago.
>> About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears.
>> "Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out."
>> Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16

>> years ago.
>> A week later her son walked into the room in tears.
>> "It's okay" said the Mom, "I know what happened. You were taking a
tinkle
>> and a bullet came out."
>> "No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog."
>>
>> I KNOW YOU SMILED !!!
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Postby Sassygirl » Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:28 pm

Hehehehehehe :lol:
2008 - my year to be great!!





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Postby Chelle » Fri Mar 23, 2007 1:14 am

that's a classic, LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol:
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