It is currently Tue Oct 25, 2016 10:39 am

Free Newsletter


A place to post jokes and other fun stuff to give us a laugh.

Moderator: Moderators


Postby kate_turner2000 » Thu Mar 29, 2007 9:11 am

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.

Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to rip them out!

Then one Christmas morning she was up early preparing the turkey.
As he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling back the bed covers, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts.
Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bathroom. The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good.

About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter. He said, "Darling, you were right. All these years you have warned me and I didn't listen to you." "What do you mean?" asked his wife. "Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened.
But by the grace of God, Vaseline and these two fingers, I think I got most of them back in."
User avatar
Posts: 13910
Joined: Wed Aug 16, 2006 11:59 am
Location: Central Coast NSW

Postby yummymummy » Thu Mar 29, 2007 1:08 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posts: 961
Joined: Mon Oct 16, 2006 11:52 am
Location: Perth WA

Postby SarahC » Thu Mar 29, 2007 1:45 pm

:shock: :shock:
User avatar
Posts: 2542
Joined: Wed Jul 12, 2006 10:17 pm
Location: Werribee, VIC, AU

Postby slimmindown » Thu Mar 29, 2007 1:56 pm

That was funny Kate, made me giggle :lol: :lol: :lol:
[no excuses, I can do it!
User avatar
Posts: 1449
Joined: Sun Jul 30, 2006 11:41 am
Location: melbourne Australia

Postby Chelle » Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:23 pm

LAMO :lol: :lol: :lol:
User avatar
Posts: 3334
Joined: Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:31 pm
Location: Raymond Terrace - Newcastle

Postby corolla_chick » Thu Mar 29, 2007 9:17 pm

hehe :lol: :lol: :lol:
beck :D

User avatar
Posts: 600
Joined: Fri Sep 22, 2006 10:42 am
Location: tassie

Return to Just for Fun

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest