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Postby kate_turner2000 » Sat Mar 31, 2007 10:04 pm

1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys
and apes?

5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the
bad girls live.

6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the
self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the
purpose.

7. What if there were no hypothetical questions?

8. If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

9. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is
it considered a hostage situation?

10. Is there another word for synonym?

11. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

12. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an
endangered plant?

13. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

14. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

15. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will
clean them?

16. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

17. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

18. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to
start speaking?

19. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

20. How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road
signs?

21. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

22. One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

23. Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

24. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

25. How is it possible to have a civil war?

26. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?

27. If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

28. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

29. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have "S" in it?

30. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of assteroids"?

31. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

32. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

33. If you spin an Oriental man in a circle three times does he become
disoriented?
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Postby Justjudy » Sat Mar 31, 2007 10:11 pm

Wow the mind boggles :shock:

Judy :D
Reach for the moon, at least you'll land among the stars.

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Postby Ally » Sat Mar 31, 2007 10:34 pm

Oh I have seen these before, but they still make me PMSL!!!! :D
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Postby Jisgone » Sat Mar 31, 2007 10:36 pm

hahaha i liked that one kate :)
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Postby Chelle » Sun Apr 01, 2007 3:34 am

That's one to be puzzled about :)
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Postby Dee » Sun Apr 01, 2007 10:27 am

LMAO - My hubby is sitting behind me just shaking his head - I haven't seen most of these before - very clever.
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Postby Lolly » Sun Apr 01, 2007 12:31 pm

Got another one for you

If they make vegetable oil from vegetables, sunflower oil from sunflower seeds, how do they make baby oil?
Every day I am getting thinner and thinner.....


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Postby Chelle » Sun Apr 01, 2007 5:12 pm

lol I wouldn't have a clue
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