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Postby electrongirl » Tue Apr 10, 2007 1:13 pm

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one
day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man
carrying a vacuum cleaner.

"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a
couple of minutes of your time, I would like to
demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum

"Go away," said the old lady. "I haven't got any
money," and she proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the
door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty," he
said, "not until you have at least seen my

With that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto
her hallway carpet.

"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of
this horse manure from your carpet, madam, I will
personally eat the remainder."

The old lady stepped back and said "Well I hope you've
got a darn good appetite, because they cut off my
electricity this morning. What part of broke did you
not understand?"
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Postby kate_turner2000 » Tue Apr 10, 2007 1:26 pm

haha sucked in
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Postby aramat1980 » Wed Apr 11, 2007 9:48 am


the elderly are smart aren't they!!!
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Postby Chelle » Wed Apr 11, 2007 3:57 pm

ha ha ha
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