A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house
with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break
something, but the boy continues.
"Johnny!" Mum screams. "Knock it off." You're going to break something.
He stops and eventually Mum leaves for a short trip to the shopping centre
Johnny starts up with the balloon again after his mum has left for the
store. He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet where he leaves it.
Mum comes in and while putting away the grocery gets the urge. A diarrhoea
run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes.
When she's finished, she looks down and can't believe what she's seeing.
She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet! She calls
Her doctor. The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he
Assures her he'll be over shortly to examine everything.
When he arrives she leads him to the bath room and he gets down on his
knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing. Finally, he takes out his
pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be and POP! The balloon
explodes and poop is everywhere. On him, the walls, etc.
"Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks.
He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and this is the
first time I've ever actually seen a fart !"
You're laughing aren't you...I know you are!!!*