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Postby milkyway » Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:38 am

HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR 2029

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California . White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens north-western United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq , Afghanistan , Syria and Lebanon ).

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica .

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals, violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.

Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.
Just keep moving! And don't be lazy...
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Postby kate_turner2000 » Mon Apr 16, 2007 8:52 am

haha you know what? i can really see some of these things happening!
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Postby Chelle » Mon Apr 16, 2007 10:14 am

Me too!!!!!
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Postby Vegetable » Mon Apr 16, 2007 10:54 am

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Postby Fairie » Mon Apr 16, 2007 10:43 pm

:shock: :shock: :shock: Scary because it does sound believeably (sp)
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Postby MissE » Thu Apr 19, 2007 4:31 pm

way too true to be funny...
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