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Postby Fairie » Sun Apr 29, 2007 3:54 pm

Now that food has replaced censored in my life,
I can't even get into my own pants.

Marriage changes passion.
Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with
Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me.

How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss Australia ?

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend
will be sitting next to you saying, "Wow...that was fun!"

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."

Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

Wouldn't it be nice if when-ever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
AMEN, AMEN !!

Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school,
but they can in prison?

Wouldn't you know it...
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.

Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the
Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?

Bumper sticker of the year: "If you can read this, thank a teacher
and, since it's in English, thank a soldier"

And remember: life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets
to the end, the faster it goes.
-Fay-

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Postby Chelle » Sun Apr 29, 2007 7:07 pm

LMAO

That is a crack up "CHUNKY DUNK"
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