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Postby Fairie » Sat May 12, 2007 12:30 am

The Pal Diet

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal at Big W and standing in line at the check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital
last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
that it works is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and
simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by
now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been chasing cars.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

.......why else would I buy dog food??

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Postby kate_turner2000 » Sat May 12, 2007 9:30 am

lol ive seen this one before fay it makes me laugh!
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Postby KimE » Sat May 12, 2007 10:34 am

LOL I didn't see that coming, love it!
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Postby Chelle » Sat May 12, 2007 11:23 pm

That is so funny... Stupid lady
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