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Postby kate_turner2000 » Fri May 18, 2007 12:53 pm

Things to think about



Can you cry under water?


Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried
in for eternity?


Why does a round pizza come in a square box?


How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a
good idea to put wheels on luggage?


Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like
every two hours?


If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars
to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you
naked anyway.


Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why
can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both
dogs!

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do the Alphabet song, Baa Baa Black Sheep and Twinkle,Twinkle Little Star
all have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the songs above?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you,
but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?
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Postby Jisgone » Fri May 18, 2007 1:27 pm

haha i like them kate :)
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Postby milkyway » Fri May 18, 2007 1:56 pm

I've wondered about some of those things!

In Korea, they call undies 'panty' (just one example of Konglish) ... just the singular form and it's the same for men or women... so even my husband asks me sometimes for his 'panty' and I always crack up!
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Postby kate_turner2000 » Fri May 18, 2007 2:22 pm

i cant take to the word panties lol. ive always called them undies :P
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Postby milkyway » Fri May 18, 2007 2:23 pm

I don't use the word panties either - I prefer undies. I think panties are little pink floral things with pictures of Holly Hobbie that six year olds wear.
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Postby kate_turner2000 » Fri May 18, 2007 2:26 pm

haha holly hobbie! i havent heard of that in years! i used to have the colouring books hehe. Image
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Postby Sassygirl » Fri May 18, 2007 2:40 pm

I use the term "nickers" and I call my DH's "undies' or "daks"
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Postby Chelle » Fri May 18, 2007 2:42 pm

I love reading them
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Postby Jisgone » Fri May 18, 2007 2:58 pm

my bf calls his nickers it sounds so girly haha :P
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