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Postby Sassygirl » Fri May 18, 2007 2:38 pm

Angels as told by kids

I only know the names of two angels. Hark and Harold.
Gregory, 5

Everybody's got it all wrong. Angels don't wear halos anymore. I forget
why, but scientists are working on it.
Olive, 9

It's not easy to become an angel! First, you die. Then you go to heaven,
then there's still the flight training to go through. And then you got to
agree to wear those angel clothes.
Matthew, 9

Angels work for God and watch over kids when God has to go do something
else. Mitchell, 7

My guardian angel helps me with math, but he's not much good for science.
Henry, 8

Angels don't eat, but they drink milk from holy cows. Jack, 6

Angels talk all the way while they're flying you up to heaven. The basic
message is where you went wrong before you got dead. Daniel, 9

When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten. And
when he lets out his breath, somewhere there's a tornado. Reagan, 10

Angels have a lot to do and they keep very busy. If you lose a tooth, an
angel comes in through your window and leaves money under your pillow.
Then when it gets cold, angels go north for the winter. Sara, 6

Angels live in cloud houses made by God and his son, who's a very good
carpenter. Jared , 8

All angels are girls because they gotta wear dresses and boys didn't go
for it. Antonio, 9

My angel is my grandma who died last year. She got a big head start on
helping me while she was still down here on earth. Katelynn, 9

Some of the angels are in charge of helping heal sick animals and pets.
And if they don't make the animals get better, they help the kid get over
it. Vicki, 8

What I don't get about angels is why, when someone is in love, they shoot
arrows at them.
Sarah, 7
2008 - my year to be great!!

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Postby Chelle » Fri May 18, 2007 2:44 pm

How cute.
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