This an email I recieved:
How To Shower Like A Woman:
>>Take off clothes and place then in sectioned laundry basket
according to lights and darks.
>>Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
>>If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
>>Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts etc.
>>Get in the shower.
>>Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and
pumice stone.
>>Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43
added vitamins.
>>Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
>>Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner
>>Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes
until red.
>>Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body
>>wash.
>>Shave armpits and legs.
>>Rinse conditioner off hair.
>>Turn off shower.
>>Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
>>Spray mould spots with Tile cleaner
>>Get out of shower.
>>Dry with towel the size of a small country.
>>Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
>>Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
>>If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
How to Shower Like A Man:
>>Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave
them in a pile.
>>Walk naked to the bathroom.
>>If you see wife along the way, shake willy at her making the
'woo-woo' sound.
>>Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
>>Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.
>>Get in the shower.
>>Wash your face.
>>Wash your armpits.
>>Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
>>Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
>>Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
>>Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the
soap.
>>Wash your hair.
>>Make a Shampoo Mohican.
>>Wee in big circles and watch it go down the plughole.
>>Rinse off and get out of shower.
>>Partially dry off.
>>Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of
bath the whole time.
>>Admire willy size in mirror again.
>>Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
>>Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
>>If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make
the'woo-woo' sound again.
>>Throw wet towel on bed.
I KNOW YOU'RE LAUGHING ' CAUSE MOST OF IT'S TRUE!!!!!!!!