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Postby kate_turner2000 » Mon May 21, 2007 9:55 pm

If you were put on a deserted island... name 5 things you would take with you and why
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Postby milkyway » Mon May 21, 2007 11:00 pm

First of all, I hope this deserted island is tropical and warm...

1. My sister - even if we starved to death, we'd die giggling
2. My husband - he's very resourceful & would build my sister and I some banana lounges
3. A cigarette lighter (full of lighter fluid) (actually, hubby would have that on him - so does that count as one?)
4. A machete - chopping trees, coconuts, toenails - multi functional
5. A box of flares and a flare gun - so we can signal to passing ships

Was also tossing up RID or a fishing rod, but mozzies love my husband so they ignore me when he's around, and my sister and I would make him fish anyway 8)
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Postby KarinAnn » Tue May 22, 2007 1:26 am

1. Gilligan (he makes living on a deserted island look fun!)
2. A desk of cards.
3. Big jar of coffee.
4. Clean undies.
5. My mobile phone (I really can't go anywhere without it)
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Postby KarinAnn » Tue May 22, 2007 1:29 am

Doh! I forgot the why's
1. Gilligan (he makes living on a deserted island look fun!)
2. A desk of cards. Easy and light entertainment. Making Gilligan play 52 pick up over and over again would be a hoot
3. Big jar of coffee. Ehh i love my coffee!
4. Clean undies. When that's obvious isn't it!
5. My mobile phone (I really can't go anywhere without it)
KarinAnn wrote:n"]1. Gilligan (he makes living on a deserted island look fun!)
2. A desk of cards. Easy and light entertainment. Making Gilligan play 52 pick up over and over again would be a hoot
3. Big jar of coffee. Ehh i love my coffee!
4. Clean undies. When that's obvious isn't it!
5. My mobile phone (I really can't go anywhere without it)
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Postby kate_turner2000 » Tue May 22, 2007 8:53 am

PMSL oh this is funny already!
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Postby Chelle » Tue May 22, 2007 9:44 am

1. Hubby & kids because I woul'd be anywhere else without them
2. Machete - chop down trees to build things, food
3. Spear gun - you can kill thing's when you are hungry
4. pot - to cook things into
5. flint or lighter - to make fire
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Postby Butterfly_Dawn » Tue May 22, 2007 10:22 am

1) A hellicopter - so I can get off the island
2) A hellicopter pilot - so he can fly the hellicopter to get me off the island
3) some healthy munchies - to eat on the hellicopter flight off the island
4) a DVD - to watch in flight off the island
5) a DVD player - to watch the in flight DVD on
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Postby Sassygirl » Tue May 22, 2007 12:14 pm

1. Hubbie and kids - as much as they annoy the shite out of me - I couldn't leave them behind (and if I have to be on deserted island then they are coming with me!!!!!!)

2. CHOCOLATE, chocolate and more chocolate - cause if I am on a deserted Island I don't care what I look like.

3. Diet Coke - cause I cannot live without my diet coke (and it goes nicely with chocolate!!)

4. Matches - need light, warmth and for cooking fish that hubbie will catch

5. A blow up ... mattress (come on get your minds out of the gutter ... haha) I don't want to sleep on the floor - I need comfort!!
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Postby BubbleButt » Tue May 22, 2007 12:37 pm

oooohhhh only 5 things? :lol:

1 = music... must have music.. gotta have something to keep you entertained.. and besides who's gonna be there to laugh at you because you can't sing??
2 = my straw cowgirl hat.. must have shade and I love my hat!!!
3 = unlimited amounts of fuel to light fires and keep warm
4 = unlimited tim tams.. I mean come on.. stranded on a deserted island and no-one coming to save you? might as well pig out.. :lol:
5 = my dogs.. I love my dogs and they'd have a ball

hubby and stepdaughter would have to stay home.. coz it's a deserted island after all and if they are there with me it's not really deserted as such anymore.. ROFLMAO


P.S. Butterfly - your list is brilliant!!! 8)
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Postby milkyway » Tue May 22, 2007 3:51 pm

KarinAnn wrote:A desk of cards. Easy and light entertainment. Making Gilligan play 52 pick up over and over again would be a hoot


Classic :lol:
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Postby kate_turner2000 » Tue May 22, 2007 4:19 pm

well its a deserted island so i wouldnt have my family with me but they can keep the house work up to date whilst im away...

1. a blanket- many uses- to keep me warm, to sit on, shelter from the sun etc

2. encylopedia britannica- might as well have something to keep me busy and its full of useful information :P

3. a shipping container of frozen meals- they can be heated up :P

4. a box of 1000 matches- for fires :)

5. a shipping container of spring water :)- to drink!
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Postby Jisgone » Tue May 22, 2007 9:29 pm

hard choices :P

1.) mobile phone so i could order pizza and other yummies
2.) my scales (cant live without em)
3.) my bed!!, comfortable and warm
4.) lots and lots of toilet paper
5.) a bikini, just so i can strut around when i reach my goal weight :P
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Postby milkyway » Tue May 22, 2007 11:05 pm

Jewles wrote:5.) a bikini, just so i can strut around when i reach my goal weight :P


Good to see you you've got your priorities sorted ;)
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