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Postby kate_turner2000 » Thu May 24, 2007 1:42 pm

>A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving
>at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't
>place where
>he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?"
>To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
>Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
>unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from
>my bachelor party
>that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching
>while your partner whipped my arse with wet celery???"
>She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's
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Postby Chelle » Thu May 24, 2007 1:58 pm

LMAO that's good
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Postby Sassygirl » Thu May 24, 2007 2:01 pm

Hehehehehehehehe :lol:
2008 - my year to be great!!

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Postby *KaTe* » Fri May 25, 2007 11:03 pm

LOL! Thats harsh! Funny as!

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