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Blonde Joke (another one!!!)

Postby Sassygirl » Fri May 25, 2007 5:24 pm

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna Hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair given that you are blind -- that you should know five things:


1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5.The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.


Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"


The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,


"No... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Postby kate_turner2000 » Fri May 25, 2007 5:28 pm

haha gave me a giggle
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Postby Sassygirl » Fri May 25, 2007 5:39 pm

that was the aim ... glad you enjoyed reading it!!
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Postby Chelle » Fri May 25, 2007 9:16 pm

hahaha that's good
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Postby *KaTe* » Fri May 25, 2007 11:02 pm

Gold! Thats awesome!
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