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Postby Fairie » Fri Jun 01, 2007 9:07 pm

THIS IS WHY PARENTS DRINK.....

A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not come in to work and not phoned in sick
one day.
Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialled the
employers home phone number and was greeted with a Child's' whisper.

"Hello"

"Is your daddy home ?" he asked

"Yes" whispered the small voice

"May I talk with him?"

"No"

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked,

"Is your Mummy there?"

"Yes"

"May I talk with her?"

Again the small voice whispered, "No"

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss
Asked, "Is anybody else there?"

Yes, whispered the boy, "a policeman"

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked,
"May I speak with the policeman?"

"No, he's busy", whispered the child

"Busy doing what?"

Talking to daddy and mommy and the fireman", came the answer.

Growing more worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter, through the
Earpiece on the phone, the boss asked , "What's that noise?"

"A helicopter" answered the whispering voice.

"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.

Again whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed The
helicopter."

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they
searching for?!!."

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle............

"ME".
-Fay-

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Postby kate_turner2000 » Fri Jun 01, 2007 9:42 pm

LOL doesnt surprise me in the least!
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Postby Maraver » Sat Jun 02, 2007 8:53 am

I like it have heard it before but its always fun to hear it again
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Postby yummymummy » Sat Jun 02, 2007 6:45 pm

very funny!
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Postby A_Corner_Of_The_Earth » Sat Jun 02, 2007 6:54 pm

Yep I've received this too but its still a good read :lol: :lol:
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Postby Chelle » Mon Jun 04, 2007 10:46 am

HAHAHA very good
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