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Postby kate_turner2000 » Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:51 pm

POLITE WAY TO PEE
During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,how would you tell her that you have to go to the
bathroom?"
Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."
The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite.
What about you Peter, how would you say it?" Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the
word bathroom at the dinner table."
"And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show Us your good manners?"
I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a
moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner."
The teacher fainted.
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Postby BubbleButt » Wed Jun 06, 2007 7:16 pm

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Postby Playboy_bunny » Thu Jun 07, 2007 10:40 am

LOL toooo funny!
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Postby slimmindown » Thu Jun 07, 2007 11:55 am

:lol: :lol:
[no excuses, I can do it!
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Postby Chelle » Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:18 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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